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14.06.2025 00:03
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?
Then came..
No, not a chance
No go.
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
Still no good.
No way
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Stocks to Open Flat as Trade Pact Details Awaited: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
What are some funny and smart quotes?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids